Boo B Hyphen (Mike “The Buzz-Saw” Asti): 174-48
Stone Cold Buzz-Saw Killers (Kelen “B Hyphen” Conley): 161-61
The three-peat is completed. Mike “The Buzz-Saw” Asti finished the college football regular season ahead of Kelen “B Hyphen” Conley by 13 correct picks. Kelen didn’t even bother to pick the Week 15 games. When asked why he didn’t choose winners, he said this:
Didn’t he win in Week 5?
Yes, he did Kelen. Yes he did.
Kelen managed to lose more ground on The Buzz-Saw by picking Utah over Arizona in Week 13, so he now trails by 6 games going into the final week of the season. Barring any games being added by Yahoo (a move that cost Kelen the Golden Keg Championship last season), Asti should be receiving his third straight Golden Keg this time next week.
The Hyphen did release a statement heading into the final week of the season.
I now know how Katherine Heigl felt in 27 Dresses.