This Little Lightning Round of Mind

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Man I really didn’t mean to let this much time pass between Lightning Rounds. It’s been so long and we have some newbies on deck, so veterans, please sit calmly and quietly while I explain the rules. The Lightning Round is what happens when my brain intakes too much of the world’s trash and regurgitates it as brilliance…or tomfoolery. It’s up to you to decide. Just don’t try to “understand” what’s happening, because there IS nothing happening. Anyway, like, comment and share and stuff. I command you to enjoy it.

The Promos By Hyphen 2015 WWE Year End Awards


This is the final Promos By Hyphen column. When I first started, this wasn’t called Promos By Hyphen and it was only because Mike Asti needed a new wrestling writer for BDL Sports that I even started writing about the WWE on a (semi) monthly basis.

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Lightning Round of Applause; The Thunder Clappening


By Errick Greenlee

Sup, dorks?  Lightning Round disclaimer stuff.


You know the MAIN reason I don’t take/post pictures of my food on social media?  Well the SECOND to main reason?  I can’t deal when people say the same cliche ass, “Where my plate what?” or when you go to a restaurant, “Aw no invite?”  NO, NO INVITE!  I get that you’re joking, in the event you aren’t, you’re a dick for making my comments awkward and making me confront the fact I don’t like you enough to think to invite you to places with me.  The number one reason I don’t photograph food is that I think it’s stupid.

Whatever happened to Kat Stacks(z)? Don’t bother answering that. It was a rhetorical question.

I wonder how I used to be able to drink the way I did.  I was a tank. I didn’t have a problem though.  There were plenty of nights I refused the sauce, but when I parTOOK?  I could put it away.  We drank like Vikings!

What would you HONESTLY do if somebody slapped you with a glove because you offended their honor?

Remember last week when we discussed entrance themes?  Add Razor Ramon’s theme as the last song at prom or the song the DJ played for Ladies’ Choice.

I gotta redo my whole top 10 list of Cartoon chicks I’d Cool World with.  Michiko Malandro is kind of close to the top of the new countdown.  She’s what would happen if Spike Speigel and Faye Valentine had a baby and then dipped her in sweet, sweet chocolate.  They sweet chocolate became a smooth living skin.  This is getting weird.  Anyway, I love a cartoon now.  You cannot judge me.

I want to set the record straight, guys.  A lot of times people will bring up some delicious meal full of fat and cheese and calories and salt and sauce and I will quietly retch. I might make a face or stick my tongue out to gag.  It’s not that I don’t think I wouldn’t enjoy said cheesy, salty, saucy food.  No, certainly not.  It would prance upon my tastebuds as a playful pixie skips across a pond full of lilypads.  I’m thinkin of the next day–NAY, the moments following the meal, my body will make me pay dearly.

If you’re an adult and you have FOMO (Fear of Missing Out), you need to be honest with yourself and just admit you’re envious of other people and the good times they’re having without you.  It’s kind of childish to think you have to be in on everything.  Besides, don’t we have to have something ELSE to fear in these times?

Woody was messed up in the first Toy Story.  If he had a chance to be redeemed, then there had to be a chance for Sid to turn his life around.  I like to think that he got it together.  I hope he doesn’t become a garbage man as a way to punish him.  There’s nothing shameful about being a civil servant.  Plus, I’m sure he made a decent living.

Lastly, I recently picked up the book Pigs in the Parlor.  While I’ve never come off as the “religious type” whatever that’s supposed to mean, I’ve never been one to shy away from a good conversation on spirits,principalities and entities.  It’s very heavy stuff, but basically it breaks down how to deal with demons and negative spirits.  Your own self-doubt would be a demon.  A lot of things that we think are all in our heads, are a result of something that we may or may not have let into our spirits whether we meant to or not.  My mother warned me as a teenager to guard my own spirit against things of the occult, worldly things that would creep into my psyche and of course the negativity of other people.  I haven’t read a word in this book that I disagree with yet.  It could be a little scary to look a lot of this stuff in the eye.  It’s a lot easier to ignore it and say it doesn’t exist.  I want you to notice how many movies that have come out in the last 5 years alone are based around Satanic items and haunted evil grounds.  Google a couple of these events.  See where this stuff is based.  There’s no need to wear a hockey mask anymore.  The script is telling you who the star of the show is now.  I find most of these films to be trash anyway.  But I’ll look some of this stuff up just to let Satan know, “Yeah.  I see you.” Honestly, if you want to see a Biblical bad-ass, read up on the Apostle Paul.  He had demons running scared. Check him out.

Alright Kiddies.  I’m done for now, but not for later.  Got some stuff coming down the pipe (pike?  Like turnpike?) that I’m very excited for.  Met some new people who can teach me new things that will make our media a little more multi.  Got some exciting life events in the works as well so as soon as I have news, you will know.  Thanks for supporting the Lightning Round and well…me as a person, friend and family member.  I love you guys more than you’ll ever be comfortable with.

The Lightning Round at the End of the Tunnel

By Errick Greenlee

Y’all know the drill.  Gonna say stuff.  Some of it will make sense.  Some of it won’t.  You may laugh.  You may think I’m outside my mind.  But this will be entertaining while you’re in the can or in line at the bank.  Do people go to the actual bank anymore?  Did I leave the stove on?  What day is this?  Do you think I’m pretty?

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Lightning Round And Pound

By Errick Greenlee

And we’re back.  Welcome to the Lightning Round.  Don’t try to figure anything out.  It’s not so much a rant as it is a broken train of thought.  Or maybe you just can’t see the tracks.  Treat all the paragraphs and separate thoughts and don’t wonder what my problem is.  I have no idea.

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Better In The Dark – Episode #18: The November 2007-January 2008 Preview Episode, For The Children Are Our Future

The last of our preview episodes before we decided it wasn’t fun for us, including advice on Child Rearing, praise for Tim Burton and Vincent Price, and more Kristen Bell slobbering in the case of Tom.

Better In The Dark – Episode #18: The November 2007-January 2008 Preview Episode, For The Children Are Our Future

Slater’s Signature Finisher: 7 Years Ago: CM Punk wins first World Championship

By Chris Slater

Seven years ago – June 8, 2008 – CM Punk won his first World Heavyweight Championship in WWE, after defeating Edge via “Money in the Bank” cash in.

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Better In The Dark – Episode #16: Marvel at The Movies With Blade


It’s time to kick the Better In The Dark Halloween festivities off in earnest, and what better way to do that than to release an episode focusing in Marvel Comics’ bad-ass Vampire hunter, Blade! From his origins as a supporting character in one of the scariest comics of the 70’s to his total redesign as a signature role for Wesley Snipes, Tom and Derrick tackle it all! Of course, it wouldn’t be an episode without digressions and divergences, so we also explore the phallic nature of Spike TV’s name and try to answer the eternal question of “Jessica Biel: What gives?” It’s a fangful of fun, so get to downloading!

Better In The Dark – Episode #16: Marvel at The Movies With Blade

Slater’s Signature Finisher: Rob Van Dam: Wrestling’s Stoner Superhero

By Chris Slater

Today is April 20, which if we’re writing the date out with numerals is 4/20, which is a marijuana term 4:20, which is sort of an unofficial “meeting time” to partake.

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