The Howitzer & Buzz-Saw Show – Do Not Disturb The Lunacy

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Since the last time your favorite sports genius’ graced your ears, America celebrated its independence, a friend was married, and many more asinine tales were added to the history books, highlighted by Mike vs. a hotel housekeeper. Now Mike “the Buzz-Saw” Asti and George “the Howitzer” Gerbo are rejuvenated and ready to blast the airwaves with their wisdom, humor, buffoon trashing, and entertaining antics.

It’s the heartbeat of the summer, so that means the Major League Baseball All-Star festivities are here. Did the fans get the vote right? Which league has the edge? Oh and how asinine is the fact an All-Star game STILL decides home field advantage in the World Series? Listen to Mike. He will tell you it’s very criminally asinine.

Besides the game itself, the Home Run Derby is another mid-summer staple. A rant for the ages on player picking participants and the undeserving Michael Cuddyer is primed for your listening pleasure.

As the immortal Bob Sheppard would say, number 2 for the New York Yankees, number 2, Derek Jeter. He’s back. How much of an impact will he have?

From America to Russia with love. That’s what Ilya Kovalchuk is saying to hockey fans, as he ends his NHL career and takes his talents to the KHL. George forces Mike to get in this man’s head, to provide reasoning for leaving 12 more years of a contract on the table. What will this do to the future of a proud New Jersey Devil franchise, now void of a superstar?

And last but never least, the Dwightmare is over! After a 2 year+ soap opera, Dwight Howard is now a Houston Rocket. How good is his new team? What will the Laker fallout be? How should this situation been handled better? Yes, we asked this.

Let the asininity be. Do NOT disturb the lunacy. Need it all defeated? The Howitzer and Buzz-Saw conquer it all, while conquering sports radio, one day, at a time…

The Howitzer & Buzz-Saw Show – Do Not Disturb The Lunacy

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14 Questions: Red, White & Hyphen

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I’m two days late. Happy birthday ‘Merica. Happy Magna Carta Holy Grail. Happy wedding to me. I give all credit to DJ Monstalung for the NBA questions. Continue reading

You Can’t Say That Thomas: On Women’s Lib

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Okay, this is probably not something I should write, but I figured, why not? I just felt like sharing my point of view as a modern man. In modern times, being a male isn’t that popular. The fact is, I can deal with this. It mostly has to do with feminism and general feminist views. Continue reading

The Howitzer & Buzz-Saw Show – The Asinine Coverup

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Trying to digest all the asininity of the past week or so would give any man a monster stomach ache. Mike “the Buzz-Saw” Asti and George “the Howitzer” Gerbo fight back potential ulsers for your listening pleasure.

Since you last heard from your favorite sports genius’, the Miami Heat and Chicago Blackhawks have won another title each, a draft took place that makes no damn sense, a marquee franchise has thrown its hands in the air and decided to scrap it all, the Lakers have began creepily attempting to lure Dwight Howard back, and oh yeah, a professional athlete was charged with murder. Excited? Well you should be. This is guaranteed to equal talk show gold.

Aaron Hernandez has gone from All-Pro tight end and future of the New England Patriots to gangster buffoon in what seems like a blink of an eye. Now that he’s been arrested, his bail has been denied, and he’s in jail awaiting trial, how will this all play out? With so much circumstantial evidence and by all accounts the worst coverup imaginable, does Hernandez have a prayer to ever see the light of day again? Keeping track of all the tentacles of this saga is impossible.

Doc Rivers is now leading the Clippers, Kevin Garnett and Paul Pierce are in Brooklyn, all while Ray Allen is soaking up his second ring. A funnier script to the end of the Boston Celtics as we knew them isn’t possible. Was there a trade winner?

“As The Dwight Howard Turns” soap opera has another chapter.  While he ponders where to sign, the Lakers have begun pathetically begging him to stay, including hanging a giant sign stating “STAY D12″ outside their arena. Should Dwight consider an LA return?

Oddly on the back burner, will the futures of the Heat and Blackhawks see more championships?

All the asininity is cleaned up, as the Howitzer and Buzz-Saw conquer sports radio, one day, at a time…

The Howitzer & Buzz-Saw Show – The Asinine Coverup

Encyclopedia Crawford Knows All: Why Don’t I Have Any Friends? Part 1

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I have actually had people ask me why they don’t have that many friends. How do you answer that? Do you tell them that they talk too much? Can I point out that they are abrasive and annoying at times? I’m not a mean person at all…okay, at times I can be, but when it’s a serious question I find myself curious how to answer it. Continue reading

14 Questions: Magneto Was Right

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None of these questions have to do with Magneto. I was just looking at how awesome Cyclops has become in the comics since he murked out good ol’ Chuck. I’m telling you, Scott Summers has been gold since Grant Morrison got a hold of him. Continue reading