Trike House Party Blood Feud: The Beatings Continue

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Standings
Boo BHyphen:
136-39
Stone Cold Buzz-Saw Killers: 131-44

After proclaiming that he would “sock Asti in his mouth from here on out” last time we spoke to him, Kelen has done nothing of the sort. In fact, over three weeks, he lost more ground to The Buzz-Saw after picking his beloved Hurricanes to upset the still-undefeated Seminoles.

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In Week 10, The Hyphen also made the inexplicable choice of choosing Texas Tech over Texas, a move that would have gained him a game on Asti. Instead, he sits 5 games back with 3 weeks to go. Kelen hasn’t spoken to the media since his infamous quote we mentioned above. Here’s an out of context tweet from The Buzz-Saw about the situation.

Safe to say, Asti is all but assured a third consecutive Golden Keg Championship.

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Trike House Party Blood Feud: Betting Against Your Own Team

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Asti has now improved his lead over Kelen to 4 games. Kelen’s choice to pick the Cowboys over the Mountaineers was the cause, as WVU won their game to move to 6-2.

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Kelen had this to say when we asked for a quote:

You know, I took some risks this season, hoping to catch Asti off guard. But I’ve had to learn the hard way that you can’t catch Asti off guard. You have to walk right up to him and sock him in the mouth. The question then, is how well you respond to getting your own block knocked off. So I’m looking to sock Asti in his mouth from here on out.

6 weeks remaining.

Standings
Asti:
102-22
Conley: 98-26

Trike House Party Blood Feud: Penalties Kill Momentum

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Just as Florida State escaped Saturday night, so did the Buzz-Saw’s 3 game lead over the Hyphen. A Notre Dame victory would have brought Asti’s lead to just 2 games, as he incorrectly picked Stanford to beat Arizona State. Kelen took a chance and thought the Seminoles looked vulnerable at home.

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And just as the penalty stopped Notre Dame from winning, that same penalty cost the Hyphen another week chasing a 3 game deficit that’s looking almost insurmountable with each passing of another game into the record books. The games seem to be pretty cut and dry this weekend, so one can only expect Asti will still be leading by 3 games this time next week.

Standings
Boo BHyphen (Mike “The Buzz-Saw” Asti):
87-20
Stone Cold Buzz-Saw Killers (Kelen “B Hyphen” Conley): 84-23