Innocent until proven guilty is a notion that is rarely used in today’s society. It seems it has finally won out. Jameis Winston will not be charged with sexual assault. Mike “the Buzz-Saw” Asti and George “the Howitzer” Gerbo discuss if the Winston case was handled properly, give their thoughts on why no charges were filed, and if this will, and more importantly, should it hurt his Heisman canidacy?
Rape is a serious issue. However, sometimes justice is not always just serving the victim. Mike does what he does best, tongue lashing the masses.
From one serious drama, to one with comedy at a premium. Mike Tomlin has been fined $100,000 for his “tackle” attempt. Was the Pittsburgh Steelers head coach acting intentionally? Did the punishment suit the crime? What impact, if any, did this really have? WHY THE HELL WAS A MAN WHO STUDIED THE JFK ASSASSINATION CALLED?! Cue the memes!
In addition to the Tomlin asininity, some pivotal late season games stir the pot in the HBS NFL Pick’em Challenge.
Derrick Rose is out for the season. The Curse of the Howitzer rears its ugly head. Will the former NBA MVP ever be the same again? Can his career be saved with now a second season missed? How much of the blame should fall on George?
It’s the Howitzer and Buzz-Saw – striving to serve justice, always showing up, and conquering sports radio, one day, at a time…
As the holiday season kicks into gear, Mike “the Buzz-Saw” Asti and George “the Howitzer” Gerbo get in the feasting mode. Not only are they preparing to feast on the upcoming Thanksgiving meal, they will be feasting on the sports world as well.
Major League Baseball wasted no time in firing up the hot stove. Prince Fielder and Ian Kinsler will be swapping teams. The Detroit Tigers sent their declining former “big bopper” to a more suitable home in Texas, while the Rangers shipped their WARrior to the “D.” Who was the winner of this deal?, Perhaps was this a rare even trade? Can this revitalize Prince Fielder’s career?
Just like in baseball, there’s a lot heating up on the ice. However, it seems to only be heating up in one conference. The Western Conference currently holds the eight best teams in hockey. What is the reason for the extreme west dominance? Will the west continue to own the league throughout the season?
Jonathan Quick’s magic will be absent from the Los Angeles Kings indefinitely, after a recent injury. How much will this effect the Kings? And maybe more importantly, will Quick’s injury hurt team USA’s chances in the Olympics? There’s even some more immature/hilarious/asinine Twitter banter among NHL franchises.
Dwight Howard is an overgrown child. This is fact. His antics in a game against Dallas showed exactly why. Will Dwight ever grow up? Will the Dwightmare that is now his career ever stop being asinine? We can all dream, right?
Thanks to controversy, George earned his biggest lead in years in another week of the HBS NFL Pick’em Challenge.
A feast for the hungry will always be conquered. The Howitzer and Buzz-Saw conquer their sports starvation, by conquering sports radio, one day, at a time…
Beware of a lurking buzz-saw. There’s really no better title for this edition of the Howitzer and Buzz-Saw Show.
Whether it be team buzz-saw machines that can’t be stopped or individual buzz-saws that once let loose can be a destructive force, there are many buzz-saws taking over the sports world these days.
Mike “the Buzz-Saw” Asti and George “the Howitzer” Gerbo cover all the asininity. Another NBA season is here. Can anybody dethrone the Heat? Is Chicago really the best East team to beat Miami, or is maybe the squad they’ve had the most trouble with, Indiana, the true top contender? Are teams like the new look Nets or the Knicks true threats?
Out West, is it time for a team like Memphis or the Warriors to go from sexy pick to finally getting over the hump? Are the Clippers for real or are they overrated? And of course, never count out the Spurs. How much drama will arise in Laker Land this season and how good are the Rockets? On paper it seems Houston is built for success, but will they do it their first year together?
Respects are paid to one of sports revolutionary all-time buzz-saws, Allen Iverson. No, we’re not talkin’ ’bout practice! We’re talking about a legend officially retiring.
The World Series closes its books with another Red Sox championship. Which team is built to return to the Fall Classic? And the guys go over all that has been the most asinine World Series ever.
In typical heel fashion, Mike defends a fellow buzz-saw. Is Dez Bryant receiving unjust criticism for his antics during Dallas’ loss to Detroit? Why is there a double standard between receivers and quarterbacks, when yelling at teammates?
As we shift seasons, the sports world begins to change its guard too. Mike “the Buzz-Saw” Asti and George “the Howitzer” Gerbo have a big task at hand for this edition of the infamous Howitzer and Buzz-saw Show.
Your favorite sports genius’ preview the World Series. Which historic franchise will claim a third title in the last decade? In what seems to be an evenly match series, who is the favorite? It’s baseball’s Fall Classic. It’s the Boston Red Sox and St. Louis Cardinals. Who ya got?
After only a few weeks, the NHL already has its first hit controversy. Did Niklas Kronwall see justice? And how can these attacks be prevented? Should Penguins rookie, Oli Maatta, play the season, or should the future be considered?
Another NFL week is in the books, as some teams pull away from the pack, while others become more asinine by the day. Are the Chiefs as good as their undefeated record indicates? Do the Vikings have any idea what their doing? (NO.)
Has Florida State entered the national title picture, coming off a stomping of Clemson? Some preseason trash talk in the NBA conclude a shiny gold quality broadcast.
The Howitzer and Buzz-Saw command an end to buffoonery. Mike may secretly enjoy it though. Tune to the HBS flavor, conquering sports radio, one day, at a time…
Since the last time your favorite sports genius’ graced your ears, America celebrated its independence, a friend was married, and many more asinine tales were added to the history books, highlighted by Mike vs. a hotel housekeeper. Now Mike “the Buzz-Saw” Asti and George “the Howitzer” Gerbo are rejuvenated and ready to blast the airwaves with their wisdom, humor, buffoon trashing, and entertaining antics.
It’s the heartbeat of the summer, so that means the Major League Baseball All-Star festivities are here. Did the fans get the vote right? Which league has the edge? Oh and how asinine is the fact an All-Star game STILL decides home field advantage in the World Series? Listen to Mike. He will tell you it’s very criminally asinine.
Besides the game itself, the Home Run Derby is another mid-summer staple. A rant for the ages on player picking participants and the undeserving Michael Cuddyer is primed for your listening pleasure.
As the immortal Bob Sheppard would say, number 2 for the New York Yankees, number 2, Derek Jeter. He’s back. How much of an impact will he have?
From America to Russia with love. That’s what Ilya Kovalchuk is saying to hockey fans, as he ends his NHL career and takes his talents to the KHL. George forces Mike to get in this man’s head, to provide reasoning for leaving 12 more years of a contract on the table. What will this do to the future of a proud New Jersey Devil franchise, now void of a superstar?
And last but never least, the Dwightmare is over! After a 2 year+ soap opera, Dwight Howard is now a Houston Rocket. How good is his new team? What will the Laker fallout be? How should this situation been handled better? Yes, we asked this.
Let the asininity be. Do NOT disturb the lunacy. Need it all defeated? The Howitzer and Buzz-Saw conquer it all, while conquering sports radio, one day, at a time…
Trying to digest all the asininity of the past week or so would give any man a monster stomach ache. Mike “the Buzz-Saw” Asti and George “the Howitzer” Gerbo fight back potential ulsers for your listening pleasure.
Since you last heard from your favorite sports genius’, the Miami Heat and Chicago Blackhawks have won another title each, a draft took place that makes no damn sense, a marquee franchise has thrown its hands in the air and decided to scrap it all, the Lakers have began creepily attempting to lure Dwight Howard back, and oh yeah, a professional athlete was charged with murder. Excited? Well you should be. This is guaranteed to equal talk show gold.
Aaron Hernandez has gone from All-Pro tight end and future of the New England Patriots to gangster buffoon in what seems like a blink of an eye. Now that he’s been arrested, his bail has been denied, and he’s in jail awaiting trial, how will this all play out? With so much circumstantial evidence and by all accounts the worst coverup imaginable, does Hernandez have a prayer to ever see the light of day again? Keeping track of all the tentacles of this saga is impossible.
Doc Rivers is now leading the Clippers, Kevin Garnett and Paul Pierce are in Brooklyn, all while Ray Allen is soaking up his second ring. A funnier script to the end of the Boston Celtics as we knew them isn’t possible. Was there a trade winner?
“As The Dwight Howard Turns” soap opera has another chapter. While he ponders where to sign, the Lakers have begun pathetically begging him to stay, including hanging a giant sign stating “STAY D12″ outside their arena. Should Dwight consider an LA return?
Oddly on the back burner, will the futures of the Heat and Blackhawks see more championships?
None of these questions have to do with Magneto. I was just looking at how awesome Cyclops has become in the comics since he murked out good ol’ Chuck. I’m telling you, Scott Summers has been gold since Grant Morrison got a hold of him. Continue reading →
Living life is always an adventure and always asinine for Mike “the Buzz-Saw” Asti and George “the Howitzer” Gerbo. Learn about their appreciation of a reopening of a famous pizza place and George’s stamina issues mixed with Mike’s usual comedic stylings. That’s all before the sports talk even begins to blast your ears.
This week, the focus is highlighted by some New England Patriot drama. Aaron Hernandez, a member of the class filled and character driven franchise, is involved in a murder investigation?! Well, that’s what the reports are. With the little we currently know, is there already enough to warrant a league punishment? Should Robert Kraft and the Patriots feel pressure to sanction one of their own, for fear of hypocrisy? Can they remain contenders with so many offensive weapons in question?
Next up, the NBA and NHL seasons are not over yet. The Chicago Blackhawks appear in trouble, now down in the Stanley Cup Finals to Boston. What needs changed for Chicago? And most importantly what is the deal with Marian Hossa sitting out a critical Game 3 loss? Lucky for you, the HBS is home to the leader of the Hossa fan club. Mike takes his rightful place as hockey’s most polarizing figure defense attorney.
A blockbuster deal that even included coach Doc Rivers has been nixed. Your favorite sports genius’ try to fix the asininity that has become the Boston Celtics and determine if the Clippers made the right decision.
LeBron and the Heat’s heroics to force a deciding Game 7 in the NBA Finals take place mid-show. Enjoy the jubilation and evil grinning of the Buzz-Saw, while the Howitzer sulks.
You think you know, but you have no idea. Just keep being amazed, as the Howitzer and Buzz-saw conquer sports radio, one day, at a time…