Susana & Condi: More Than Just A Buddy Film

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“This election should not be about political parties.  Too many Americans are out of work, and our debt is out of control. This election needs to be about those issues.” – Gov. Susana Martinez (R – NM) Continue reading

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The Slobberknocker Chronicles – Issue #2: Triple H Is A Jerk (Guests: Anthony Sellers & Mike “The Buzz-Saw” Asti)

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The Slobberknocker Chronicles returns for a second installment! Along for the ride with Thomas and I are fellow TricycleOffense.com co-founder Anthony Sellers and The Howitzer & Buzz-Saw Show’s very own Mike “The Buzz-Saw” Asti! We spend a good chunk of this episode…trashing Triple H (Asti), trashing Sting’s WWE Hall Of Fame chances (Asti), condemning the WWE for rehashing the old Kane/X-Pac team (Asti), moaning about Sheamus/Del Rio III (me), and laying out the perfect way to set up Lesnar/Undertaker at WrestleMania XXVIX (all me)! We also tossed in some Austin/Punk speculation for good measure. So before Punk/Lawler II takes place, ring that bell and get this episode started!

The Slobberknocker Chronicles – Issue #2: Triple H Is A Jerk

Trike House Party – Week One: Where Someone Picks Against ‘Bama

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Welcome to Trike House Party, the newest feature here at TricycleOffense.com! Every week throughout the college football season, Anthony Sellers (his idea), George “The Howitzer” Gerbo, Mike “The Buzz-Saw” Asti, and Kelen “B Hyphen” Conley pick the winners of various games. Wins and losses will be accounted for and the man with the best record at season’s end will win the elusive Golden Keg Championship!  With that said, let the games and the commentary begin!

The first thing you notice is that Kelen has Michigan winning over Alabama at Alabama. As the only one brave enough to make this pick this week, he could be ending his Championship run rather early.

Asti plays it safe by picking all favorites. A heel move that could pay off but maybe a few first week upsets could make his claiming of the title less prophetic?

George and Anthony both have Boston College beating The U. This may be a little bit of old school Big East bias but could they be onto something?

Kelen and Anthony both picked against Clemson. Despite their #14 ranking, playing at Auburn for your first game of the season is a little tough for anyone. And you always have to beware of the dreaded SEC favoritism (it exists!). Or maybe they think there be remnants of the 2012 Orange Bowl Clemson on the field?

The Buzz-Saw is the only person to pick Michigan State at home. Has the Broncos success of the past few years went to everyone else’s heads?

Worry game: Marshall at WVU. They all picked WVU. All signs point to WVU continuing their dominance of their in-state rival. But if this is the year that the Thundering Herd quiets down the crowd at Milan Puskar Stadium, WVU’s inaugural Big XII season is off on the wrong foot.

Cake game: Hawaii at USC. The sanctions are over. The Trojans will be making up for lost time.

The Games:

  1. #9 South Carolina at Vanderbilt – Thursday August 30th, 7 pm ESPN
  2. #24 Boise State at #13 Michigan State – Friday August 31st, 8 pm ESPN
  3. Marshall at #11 West Virginia – Saturday September 1st, 12 pm
  4. Miami (FL) at Boston College – Saturday September 1st 330 pm ABC
  5. #14 Clemson at Auburn – Saturday September 1st 7 pm ESPN
  6. Hawaii at #1 USC – Saturday September 1st 730 pm
  7. #8 Michigan at #2 Alabama – Saturday September 1st 8 pm ABC
  8. Kentucky at #25 Louisville – Sunday September 2nd 330 pm ESPN
  9. Georgia Tech at #16 Virginia Tech – Monday September 3rd, 8 pm ESPN

Kelen “B Hyphen” Conley:

  1. #9 South Carolina
  2. #24 Boise State
  3. #11 West Virginia
  4. Miami (FL) (The U!)
  5. Auburn
  6. #1  USC
  7. #8 Michigan (17-14)
  8. #25 Louisville
  9. #16 Virginia Tech

Mike “The Buzz-Saw” Asti:

  1. #9 South Carolina
  2. #13 Michigan State
  3. #11 West Virginia
  4. Miami (FL)
  5. #14 Clemson
  6. #1 USC
  7. #2 Alabama (Score 20-16)
  8. #25 Louisville
  9. #16 Virginia Tech

George “The Howitzer” Gerbo:

  1. #9 South Carolina
  2. #24 Boise State
  3. #11 West Virginia
  4. Boston College
  5. #14 Clemson
  6. #1 USC
  7. #2 Alabama
  8. #25 Louisville
  9. #16 Virginia Tech

Anthony @WVUsellers Sellers:

  1. #9 South Carolina
  2. #24 Boise State
  3. #11 WVU (What’d you expect!!)
  4. Boston College
  5. War Eagle (Auburn)
  6. “Trojan Mannnnnnn” (#1 USC)
  7. “Roll Tide!” 17-14 in favor of #2 Alabama
  8. #25 Louisville
  9. #16 Virginia Tech

Anthony’s Articulated Arguments: Best of the Worst: Ranking the NFL Teams That Never Won A Super Bowl

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I’ve been lollygagging around trying to come up with some sort of decent article idea to write about. I’ve finally come up with an article (although “decent” can be debated) thanks in part to me going to Sears to get my car inspected (3 months after the inspection went dead I might add. Like I said, I’ve been slacking!). Continue reading

Trike Adventures – #01: What Does It Taste Like?

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With a little less alcohol, the Trike Adventures rides again with special guest Corey and Rebecca! In this episode, we tried to keep it clean but it was no use. Thomas shares why Gianna Michaels is his favorite, Anthony refuses to put anything on the record, Corey reveals that he’s never received badly, and Rebecca just says she hates receiving period. It was another 30 minute romp before the premiere of Breaking Bad and Political Animals, so press play before next Sunday comes!

Trike Adventures – #01: What Does It Taste Like?

And we’re officially on iTunes!